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I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE MY COFFEE: FIRST IN THE MORNING OR LAST AT NIGHT DARK OR SWEET OR BOTH, RIGHT NOW & LATER & ALWAYS & CONSTANTLY

look at this perfect mug, oh my god.
It is the official Leander and Axton twee internet mug.
SOMEONE PLEASE BUY THIS FOR ME.

I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE MY COFFEE: 
FIRST IN THE MORNING 
OR LAST AT NIGHT 
DARK OR SWEET OR BOTH, 
RIGHT NOW & LATER & 
ALWAYS & CONSTANTLY

look at this perfect mug, oh my god.

It is the official Leander and Axton twee internet mug.

SOMEONE PLEASE BUY THIS FOR ME.

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I’m currently busy mourning/brooding/being unavailable because my best friend died, and I mean to write about it soon because it’s one of those things that has a cascading sort of impact and changes everything, at least a little. But I am finding it difficult to take that step and write that post and make it public—to whatever limited extent—and real

The point is, I’m still sad about it. I am functioning totally fine and life is otherwise lovely and I’m generally happy and productive, but I am sad about this, and therefore avoiding talking about it, except that I feel like I have to talk about it…conflicting spiral of emotions, etc.

So instead I’m here to tell you about how sometimes I browse the craigslist missed connections male/male section while I drink my morning coffee, because like:

HUNK at the Amelia Island Xpress Lube - m4m 

Had oil changed today at Xpress Lube on 8th street. HOT fucking Dude there had my mouth watering and my cock hard. Wanted to get on my knees at blow him right there. He’s 6ft, salt and pepper hair, tattoos great body and ass with a package to kill for. Anyone know this stud? Does he like cock? Does he love to get head?

DOES HE LIKE COCK? I mean, important questions. DOES HE??

(you know Dana browses CL for hook ups in between random acts of werewolf fanaticism, obviously.)

(also, whatever, Xpress Lube tattoo guy sounds hot.)

Anyway, useful things soon, probably, book 3 is just about wrapped and I’m continuity checking before edits, etc etc, hello all you beautiful wonderful people who send me e mails. I love you all.

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This is the most perfect text message barrage I’ve had the pleasure of receiving in my entire life.  I’m that person. I became what I wanted to be when I grew up.
Also, the answer here is probably anxiety.
I need to have a sex advice column. 

superior knowledge

This is the most perfect text message barrage I’ve had the pleasure of receiving in my entire life.  I’m that person. I became what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Also, the answer here is probably anxiety.

I need to have a sex advice column. 

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  • Question: WHY DOES THE WEREWOLF SUDDENLY HAVE A WILDLIFE MANAGEMENT DEGREE?! - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    Fundamentally, because

    1) I think it’s hilarious, and
    2) he’s always had one but not always mentioned it (just as Leander was always Latino but didn’t mention it for a while either), and
    3) wolves in general are very important to their ecosystems and do all kinds of good things for sustainability.

    But seriously, look at this picture and just TRY to tell me it’s not adorable/hilarious.

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This morning I made the mistake of sitting down on the couch for a second between making coffee and breakfast. By the time I could get up, everything was cold and everyone was running a little bit late.

This morning I made the mistake of sitting down on the couch for a second between making coffee and breakfast. By the time I could get up, everything was cold and everyone was running a little bit late.

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(via see-my-vest)

Source: johnandwolf

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"Do you take pride in your hurt? Does it make you seem large and tragic? Well, think about it. Maybe you’re playing a part on a great stage with only yourself as audience."

- John Steinbeck, East of Eden (via paradoxicalsentiments)

(via see-my-vest)

Source: anamorphosis-and-isolate

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southernblott:

imagineyuorotp:

imagine your otp punching each other right in the face

and tasting the blood from each other’s split lips by sharing a really hot kiss afterwards.

all day, every day.

(via knucklewhite)

Source: imagineyuorotp

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saucefactory:

karadin:

an-abundance-of-books:

hazelandglasz:

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

George Takei is flawfree.

I live a George Takei adoration life

I lost it at the “Please tell me where this island of men is, thanks.”

ALWAYS REBLOG  because it’s okay to be Takei!

I WEEP TEARS OF JOY AND MY TEARS ARE TAKEI

IT’S ALWAYS OKAY TO BE TAKEI

i own that shirt, you guys. and you should, too! 

(via smams)

Source: buzzfeed

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"Women are told it is unfeminine and gross to have muscles and to cultivate strength, which in turn leads them to actively avoid doing things that will build muscles and strength, which then makes them even less capable of doing things that require strength, which the critics then use as proof of women’s inherent physical frailty. And so the cycle continues…"

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Women’s difficulty with pull-ups is about more than biology | Fit and Feminist  (via housewifeswag)

And the physical activities considered “feminine” are then seen as less challenging and requiring less strength than more supposedly “masculine” sports.  I’m thinking of ballet, competitive pole dance, gymnastics, and things like that compared to weightlifting, boxing, etc.

(via misandry-mermaid)

Ballet is so fucking harsh, man. Give me some powerlifts to do instead any day.

Even yoga is way strength based and can be very physically challenging, but it’s generally degraded as not really being exercise because it’s become a girly sport now.

What’s also weird is that the stereotypical “feminine” facets of very “masculine” sports are then also under discussed, outside of that particular sport…boxing is very cardio intensive, sure, but it’s also very much about timing and grace. And a lot of martial artists are also dancers, because these things are actually very similar.

Bruce Lee was a cha cha champion, y’all. And I’m sure Rhonda Rousey can kill it on the dancefloor.

(via jazzygingery)

Source: fitandfeminist.wordpress.com

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