can we start putting up the pumpkins yet?
Emotionally driven physical descriptions
Boom! New contender for review that made me fist pump the hardest. Emotionally driven physical descriptions! Can I put that on my business cards?
…do I even have business cards? whoops.
Seriously though, it’s one of those reviews that’s a treat to read all by itself. Thanks, Prism Book Alliance!
COMING UP SOON ON TUMBLR: someone made me fanart. That’s right. It’s the most glorious thing ever.
…are the passionate, passionate demands that [character xyz] should just up and murder [character abc] because it’s totally righteous and justified. I’m serious! It makes my day. I get e mails about this! It’s awesome. It delights me each time.
I like to imagine that somewhere out there, someone has gotten impatient and just straight up written fan fiction/fix it fic that possibly does in fact involve said murder.
Then I go chortle to myself over my cup of coffee, rubbing my hands together like an evil little mosquito. All storytellers chortle evilly to themselves when they feel smug and self satisfied about inflicting misery on their creations. FACT.
Back home and recovered (mostly) from the con. Getting shit done. Have like 23092 blog posts written and ready to go. AMPING UP.
Love you all.
URGENT NEWS BECAUSE I AM JUST THAT AWESOME AT SELF PROMOTION
ONE: Winter Wolf will be free this weekend! City Wolf will be on sale! I will be active on social media!
TWO: I AM DRAGON CON BOUND. Holla at my twitter account @writethiswayne if you want to meet up! We can buy each other coffees and talk about gay werewolves and cosplay. I will give you one of these beautiful glossy fliers i have a box of. We will hug if you’re cool with that. I am a hugger.
THREE: i love you allllll!
I’m currently busy mourning/brooding/being unavailable because my best friend died, and I mean to write about it soon because it’s one of those things that has a cascading sort of impact and changes everything, at least a little. But I am finding it difficult to take that step and write that post and make it public—to whatever limited extent—and real…
The point is, I’m still sad about it. I am functioning totally fine and life is otherwise lovely and I’m generally happy and productive, but I am sad about this, and therefore avoiding talking about it, except that I feel like I have to talk about it…conflicting spiral of emotions, etc.
So instead I’m here to tell you about how sometimes I browse the craigslist missed connections male/male section while I drink my morning coffee, because like:
HUNK at the Amelia Island Xpress Lube - m4m
Had oil changed today at Xpress Lube on 8th street. HOT fucking Dude there had my mouth watering and my cock hard. Wanted to get on my knees at blow him right there. He’s 6ft, salt and pepper hair, tattoos great body and ass with a package to kill for. Anyone know this stud? Does he like cock? Does he love to get head?
DOES HE LIKE COCK? I mean, important questions. DOES HE??
(you know Dana browses CL for hook ups in between random acts of werewolf fanaticism, obviously.)
(also, whatever, Xpress Lube tattoo guy sounds hot.)
Anyway, useful things soon, probably, book 3 is just about wrapped and I’m continuity checking before edits, etc etc, hello all you beautiful wonderful people who send me e mails. I love you all.
This is the most perfect text message barrage I’ve had the pleasure of receiving in my entire life. I’m that person. I became what I wanted to be when I grew up.
Also, the answer here is probably anxiety.
I need to have a sex advice column.